Your torso called, it wants a Darn shirt

The Darn Store is now fully stocked with So Darn Muchandise! There’s T-shirts, hats, stickers, magnets, and other proof you have excellent taste. Or awful taste, who really knows?

And while you’re here, don’t forget: Overwhelmingly Positive is out now on vinyl. Big artwork, warm sound, and if digital technology ceases to exist, this doozy phonograph is compatible with the oldest analog turntable you can find.

Go take a look, grab something you like, and help us keep making loud noises.